People don’t appreciate enough that Hogwarts had a giant squid in the lake. Not another magical beast. Not even a normal squid with magical properties. They just had a straight up giant squid in the lake and everyone was cool about it.
How did it even get there
It was Hagrid
it wasn’t even a vicious giant squid. It pushed Dennis Creevey back onto the boats in book four
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
- 50% of the time: oh god damn so much action
- 50% of the time: oh god damn so much handsome
- how to stop time: kiss
- how to travel in time: read
- how to escape time: music
- how to feel time: write
- how to waste time: social media